Remember that phrase?

“have it off”

Its fallen out of favour with the men of Britain…

…And it’s a shame.

Gone are the days when you could hear a bloke cheerfully announce to a friend “I’d love to HAVE IT OFF with her”. Or “did you HAVE IT OFF with her last night then?”…Or the inimitable “I’d sooner HAVE IT OFF” when referring to some low-grade TV show.

No. Our jolly euphemism for the act of love has been replaced by such base phrases as “I’d give her one”, “ I’d love to get conkers deep in that” or “I’d happily smash the back lights out of that scrag”.

Clearly the balance must be redressed.

Reinstate the cultural traditions of “HAVING IT OFF”.

Surely it is the way forward!